Yes, most of you celebrate Christmas. Yes, I celebrate Christmas. But I’m more symbolic about my “non-denominational wintertime activities,” as a childhood friend would say. And I said, “Merry”; we all know what I mean. Nobody says, “Merry Hanukkah,” or, “Merry Solstice.” And why am I even talking about this!? [Pounds head on keyboard.]
All these words to send love and a little peace to your home from ours.
This is a super-great thing a friend made for us. One of those four chimney caps blew down right around the time this drawing was made. That is not reflected in the drawing. Nor was the cap’s fatal leap caused by actual stars shooting out our chimney. It was caused by our house’s mistrust of us. It really doesn’t understand that we are here to help.
Now excuse me while I go call the electrician and the plumber.